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Ever tried it? Bloke’s hands kneadin’ ya, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan gone tits-up. Surprised me first time – thought it’d be all sleazy, but nah, it’s class if done right. Bit like me martini – smooth, sharp, “shaken, not stirred.” Oi, fun fact – in Thailand, they’ve got this move, twistin’ ya like a pretzel. Hurts so good, you’d swear it’s 007 interrogatin’ ya! Had this one guard tell me his missus tried it – he’s been smug as hell since.